Services

One person, a lot of jobs

Jack of all trades, master of none… happy to help!

No qualifications needed for these jobs, just someone willing to do them. That's me. Everything is Β£15 an hour (launch price), whatever the job.

Cleaning & laundry

Cleaning & laundry

Your fridge has seen things. I won't judge.

  • General house cleaning
  • Changing the beds
  • Laundry washed, dried and folded
  • Fridge clean and reorganise
  • Washing up mountains
  • Ovens, cupboards, skirting boards
Window cleaning

Window cleaning

Sparkling windows, feet firmly on the ground.

  • Ground-floor windows outside
  • All your windows on the inside
  • Frames and sills wiped down
  • No ladders, so no upstairs outsides
Rearranging furniture

Rearranging furniture

Sofa in the wrong spot? Again? No problem.

  • Moving furniture around your home
  • Swapping rooms round
  • Clearing space for decorating
  • Flat-pack assembly
Light gardening & outdoor jobs

Light gardening & outdoor jobs

Weeds, leaves and smelly bins? Not your problem.

  • Weeding beds, paths and patios
  • General garden tidy-ups
  • Sweeping leaves off the drive
  • Cleaning the wheelie bins
  • Clearing up after winter
  • No landscaping, tree or hedge work at height
Christmas prep

Christmas prep

The loft is scary. I'll go up there.

  • Getting decorations down from the loft
  • Putting up the tree and lights
  • Untangling the lights (yes, really)
  • Taking it all down and packing it away
Light decorating

Light decorating

A fresh coat, minus the fuss.

  • Touch-up painting
  • Filling small holes and cracks
  • Putting up shelves, pictures, mirrors
  • Prep and tidy afterwards
Tech set-up & help

Tech set-up & help

Tried turning it off and on again? I have.

  • Setting up phones, tablets and TVs
  • Wi-Fi, smart speakers, printers
  • Video calling the family
  • One-to-one lessons at your pace
Shopping & errands

Shopping & errands

Your hour starts when I walk into the shop.

  • Picking up your shopping on the way
  • Prescriptions and post office runs
  • Putting the shopping away for you
  • Shopping paid back at cost, with the receipt
Wheeling a bin to the kerb while an older neighbour waves from the door
Enquire only

Bin day help

2 weeks of bin days for Β£15.

  • Bins put out the night before
  • Brought back in after collection
  • Great for older neighbours, or Mum and Dad
Ask to set it up

Example photos are AI-generated for now. Real photos of my work will follow as jobs get booked, and faces will always be covered by the OddJob smiley to protect everyone's privacy.

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You point, I do.

I'm not a tradesman, and I don't pretend to be. I'm a spare pair of hands: honest, unskilled help, priced around minimum wage. You get someone reliable who turns up, works hard and gets your list done, without paying trade rates for jobs that don't need a trade.

Need a plumber, electrician or gas engineer? I'll tell you straight and point you to one.

Literally anything you'd rather not do

Waiting in for a delivery, a big sort-out, the jobs on the fridge list that never get done. If it's legal and safe, ask me. If it needs a specialist, like gas, electrics or anything at real height, I'll tell you and point you to someone who can.

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