Cleaning & laundry
Your fridge has seen things. I won't judge.
- General house cleaning
- Changing the beds
- Laundry washed, dried and folded
Torbay · Roselands, Paignton
Why do it yourself when you could get me?
Cleaning, moving furniture round, bins, leaves, Christmas decorations, tech that won't behave. If it's on your list and you'd rather not, I'll do it.
- £15/hr launch price
- Public liability insured
- Current basic DBS
- Book online in 2 minutes
You point, I do. Honest help at a fair wage, not trade prices.
Seriously, ask me anything!
You point, I do 👉
Current basic DBS ✓
£15an hour launch price
Example photos are AI-generated for now. Real photos of my work will follow as jobs get booked, and faces will always be covered by the OddJob smiley to protect everyone's privacy.
Jobs I'll do "next weekend"…
Clean out the fridgeSort the bins outGet the decorations downFix the Wi-Fi (again)Move the sofa back- Put kettle on, put feet up
Sound familiar?
Everyone's got that list
The little jobs that never quite get done. They're not hard, they're just a faff. Hand the list over, and get your weekend back.
Jack of all trades, master of none… but better than doing it yourself!
👉
You point, I do.
I'm not a tradesman, and I don't pretend to be. I'm a spare pair of hands: honest, unskilled help, priced around minimum wage. You get someone reliable who turns up, works hard and gets your list done, without paying trade rates for jobs that don't need a trade.
Need a plumber, electrician or gas engineer? I'll tell you straight and point you to one.
What I do
Handy with just about anything
No job too small, too boring or too weird. Here's what people ask for most.
Window cleaning
Sparkling windows, feet firmly on the ground.
- Ground-floor windows outside
- All your windows on the inside
- Frames and sills wiped down
Rearranging furniture
Sofa in the wrong spot? Again? No problem.
- Moving furniture around your home
- Swapping rooms round
- Clearing space for decorating
Light gardening & outdoor jobs
Weeds, leaves and smelly bins? Not your problem.
- Weeding beds, paths and patios
- General garden tidy-ups
- Sweeping leaves off the drive
Christmas prep
The loft is scary. I'll go up there.
- Getting decorations down from the loft
- Putting up the tree and lights
- Untangling the lights (yes, really)
Light decorating
A fresh coat, minus the fuss.
- Touch-up painting
- Filling small holes and cracks
- Putting up shelves, pictures, mirrors
Tech set-up & help
Tried turning it off and on again? I have.
- Setting up phones, tablets and TVs
- Wi-Fi, smart speakers, printers
- Video calling the family
Shopping & errands
Your hour starts when I walk into the shop.
- Picking up your shopping on the way
- Prescriptions and post office runs
- Putting the shopping away for you
Enquire only
Bin day help
2 weeks of bin days for £15.
- Bins put out the night before
- Brought back in after collection
- Great for older neighbours, or Mum and Dad
Something else?
Literally anything you'd rather not do. If it's legal and safe, ask. If it's not something I do, I'll tell you straight.
Ask about a job
An honest question
"A monkey could do it!"
Maybe. But have you seen what happens when you hand a monkey a mop?
🐒 The monkey
- Eats your bananas
- Mop upside down
- Never turns up on time
- Not insured
🙋 Me
- Brings my own kit
- Actually cleans things
- Turns up when booked
- Insured, and just £15/hr (for now)
How it works
Booked in two minutes
Pick a slot
Choose how many hours you need and a free time on the calendar.
Pay £15 to secure it
That's your first hour, paid up front. The slot's yours and I turn up ready to work.
Put your feet up
I crack on. Any extra hours are paid on the day before I leave, by cash or online.
The bottom line
Life's too short to clean your own bins.
£15 an hour launch price, anywhere in Torbay. Goes up to £18 from 1 April 2027, so get that list sorted.